Here are some funny comment English sentences for your friend circle:

1、Today's weather is as unpredictable as my life!

2、When I was a kid, I thought adults had all the fun. Now I realize...I was right!

3、Why is the word "life" spelled with so many "i"s? Maybe it's because it's filled with iPhone, iMac, and all other 'i's!

4、If I had a dollar for every time I said "I'll try to do better," I'd be a billionaire by now!

5、I'm so tired of being a human that I'm thinking about upgrading to an AI!

6、There are 20 fours in the sentence "Fish fry in a Fourth Street store," so they say we need more support in fourth-grade English!

7、Remember the first day you had a smart phone? It was like your first date with your smartphone...it never got to the point where you had to use your arms for anything else!

8、How did the night get here? I just remember it was 8 am and now it's 8 pm and I'm still here on my couch with a bowl of ice cream!

9、I'm not a morning person, but I am a coffee person. So if you see me looking bleary-eyed in the morning, don't ask if I had a good sleep...just pour me a cup of coffee!

10、There's nothing more confusing than someone who uses two languages...just add me to your friend circle for instant multilanguage conversations!

11、Why is it called a 'nap' when you can't really 'nap' during the day? Shouldn't it be called an 'afternoon snooze'?

12、Today was one of those days where everything seemed to be happening at once, and my brain couldn't keep up!

13、My dog is so smart, he knows when I'm about to take a selfie and runs to get in the shot! He's definitely my best friend with a camera!

Hope these funny English sentences will make your friends laugh and brighten up their day!